HOT SEX CUM DILDO-I mean, uh, Arcana Heart and some other shit

So I bought Arcana Heart today, which is officially the most moe game I’ve ever played, or rather Mai-HiME in game form… erm, without drama I suppose. Apparently it’s an arcade game remastered for PS2 in which there are 11 characters each with as many coinciding moe steriotypes as possible crammed into them (the tsundere loli is in her school bathing suit AND wearing the red backpack AND HAS NEKOMIMI). The one whom I’m looking at with the most ardor and most likely to do a booru search on at 4am tonight is the Russian psych loli with the freaky doll and the goth look. However, she happens to be the hardest character to use so I’m holding off on her for the time being. Instead I’ve opted for Kamui (who’s name I remembered miraculously becaue Kamui has always been my favorite Japanese name. In fact, I have always wanted to name one of my children Kamui. It means ‘Child of God’ of the movie X is to be trusted) who is the thousand-year-old earth defender. She’s as much my type, too, with her calm but serious attitude and spouting of ancient wisdom – her moe being of course the utter lack of common sense (with a straight face – ‘but I tied my hair up – I thought my disguise was perfect.’) For now, she’s pretty strong and fast, and plays like some of my other favorite fighting characters so I likes her. Of course, I haven’t fucking figured out how to do anything cool yet because I suck total ass at all video games period – I’ll spend my day off tomorrow learning some techniques.

Arcana Heart has two general draws to the combat (other than the lol moe) – the first being that the battlefield is tall as shit. When the box said that it had some of the biggest maps in 2D fighter history, I sort of expected width, but it’s actually height. The way some of your moves are used can knock enemies up to rediculous heights and he battle can continue in midair. I’ve only seen a few glimpses of such with my mediocre skill and having the computer set on the easiest level (still a challenge for me ^^;;) but this leads to some seriously epic fights. A lot of your attacks send your opponent tot he opposite side of the arena, and holding X uses a hyperdash that takes you directly up to them so that the battle continues almost seamlessly. It’s pretty damn epic.

Thus far I played on versus with my bro just enough to see what each character looked and fought like. I then went on to story (which is fucking hilarious, it consists of like 4 goddamn images and two of those are a bunch of nuns on computers, I kid you not, I lold my ass off) and got reminded how stupid I am when totally weak enemies who’s ass I whooped still managed to use cooler attacks than me (I did not manage to learn a single move on my whole playthrough) and the final boss was even cheaper than fuckin gI-no at the end of Guilty Gear XX – she used these fucking undodgable moves that take out more than a 3rd of your life and at one time used 3 in succession without even pausing – oh gee thanks, how the fuck am I meant to survive that?! (I get the feeling there’s this massive number of otaku laughing their asses off at my skilllessness right now XD)

Anyway, I promised some other shit, but, uh… I dunno. Code Geass 7 was just okay. There hasn’t been a ne Kurenai, though I haven’t checked in about 2 hours. I’m still rewatching the motherfucking goddamn musical. It’s definitely one of my top 5 favorite scenes in anime at this point. Which reminds me, I almost want to just, like, buy the volume of Rahxephon which has ep 19 on it – those DVDs are cheap but never all in one place. I actually feel content buying Arcana Heart despite having so much shit I want to buy because I know I’ve got time… and gunna get a job soon. Gamestop is considering me for a summer job – yipee! Dammit, gimme more Kurenai!!!!

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EDIT: Hell yeah! Kurenai 7 first on page! WISHES COME TRUE!

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