Gooey, Delicious Nacho Cheese – AKA Senseless Violence and Boobs – AKA why the 80s are great PART 2: This Time With Less Lesbians and Transvestites and more Ewoks and Decapitation

Outlanders is a 45-minute OVA from the 80s which can easily be described as “Project A-ko + Ewoks – Transvestites.” It’s got the same animation style, wacky plot, mix of sci-fi and romance, totally random senseless violence, and more fanservice than you can shake a stick at. Overall, Project A-Ko is certainly better, but Outlanders is certainly worth a look, especially if you enjoyed the former (unless you just watched it for potential yuri which you won’t find here.) The show begins with an alien ship landing on earth to military resistance. A hot, scantily clad warrior chick pops up with a sword and mercilessly slaughters the soldiers to a backdrop of freakishly upbeat music

This guy here pops out of a hole when a head falls into it and starts taking snapshots of the hot chick. When she comes at him, he manages to disorient her with his camera’s flash and pin her against the wall. When he sees her cleavage he gets a hard-on and the girl FWR becomes instantly smitten with him. She kisses him (so that he can understand her language, of course) and then knocks him out and kidnaps him. He awakens on an alien ship where he learns that he is to marry this girl, who instantly fell in love with him. Or is it that her father plans to destroy his planet, and she wants to marry him to make it stop? Or is it that she wants to marry a random person to show her father he can’t dictate her life? Or is she just a really horny virgin? All signs point to yes and really, if you give a shit about the plot, you’re out of your damn mind.

What really matters here is some great animation and BOATOADS of fanservice. I’d say a good 5th of the screentime occupies a naked female body usually with full-on breast coverage. Oh yes, this OVA was pretty much conceived for the sole purpose of giving preteens (and myself later tonight) something to masturbate to, and something to get your hopes up. After all, the main character is just your average ridiculously perverted virgin 19-year-old who gets to marry an insanely hot alien chick and fuck her IN SPACE. The leading lady was fun and memorable, and the older couple (of hawt babe and GAR beastman) were a lot of fun (especially in their intimate scenes where they played the older couple role to perfection). It’s not something you’ll remember as a favorite, but a fond memory, and since it’s short it’ll be fine for rewatching. The fights weren’t half as cool as A-ko’s but were fine, and it does the good service of not being movie length. Give it a go if you like the 80s.

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