Zen of the Zetsubou Girls 3: Chiri Kitsu

A post in the “Zen of the Zetsubou Girls” series.

Whoever drew this really gets me ~Shinbo. Art by Saitou Rin http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=saitou_rin

Whoever drew this really gets me ~Shinbo. Art by Saitou Rin http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=saitou_rin

It’s Digiboy and Akiyuki Shinbo here once again to discuss what makes each of the Zetsubou girls so attractive. Today’s post was a pain because Chiri Kitsu demands everything to be strictly organized. That’s why we’re using full alignment for the text in this post and centering our avatars.

I’d center her avatar, if you know what I mean.

I have no idea what you mean. Anyway, let’s plunge right into our third girl!

Whoever drew THIS really gets me! ~Digiboy. Art by Sakebuotoko http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=sakebuotoko

Whoever drew THIS really gets me! ~Digiboy. Art by Sakebuotoko http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=sakebuotoko

Kitsu Chiri

Kitsu-san (as I’ve been told to call her) is extremely obsessive-compulsive, demanding perfect order and organization. Disorderly conduct fills her with an urge to kill. Her name can be played with to write “precisely” as well as “to bury.” Frightening!

Marina Inoue is love.

Shinbo, you seem to be a pretty big fan of Kitsu-san. She’s probably the most vocal character in the show besides Itoshiki-sensei and maybe Fuura Kafuka. Care to explain?

Indeed. As you could probably guess from watching my shows, I have a very disorderly mind.

That is exceedingly true.

…right. Well, someone like Chiri-chan could help me to keep myself together. I can just imagine her blushing face as I place my hand on her breast and she moans “mou, Shibo-kun… shouldn’t you start with a kiss?.. It’s all out of order…” Plus, I like the abuse.

I can’t follow your train of thought. Kitsu-san will punish you for saying such random things!

I look forward to it~

Kitsu-san seems to demands socially acceptable conduct, but also more or less goes against it with her violent retribution. She knows everything about the bloody side of world history, and she even carries weapons… I wonder if she celebrates violence because of it’s nature in humanity? Could we consider acting to our natural tendencies the ultimate orderly conduct? I wonder if Kitsu-san reads Nietzsche…

Who knows? In any case, she can bludgeon me to death whenever she likes~ but we should really move on.

Whoever drew THIS really gets both of us!!! Art by Murakami Saigun http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=murakami_suigun

Whoever drew THIS really gets both of us!!! Art by Murakami Saigun http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=murakami_suigun

The Bone of My Boner

Personally, I find insanity very attractive (which pretty much means I’m sold on the whole cast.) I love a girl who has me half-convinced she may be a horrible murderer. That said, I’m not huge on Chiri – I can’t stand for someone to tell me what to do all the time or try to organize my shit. I’m an ‘organized chaos’ kind of guy, and I don’t think Chiri would stand for that.

Unlike my tasteless friend, I like a girl who can whip me into shape (using an actual whip. Or even a spade!) You find yourself trying a lot harder in a relationship where fucking it up could mean a painful death. My only fear is that in her desire for legal order, she will demand we have sex in the missionary position every single time. Here’s hoping she carries her violent tendencies to the bed!

Doujins and Pics

Kicking off with the usual links to a great wealth of images over on gelbooru as well as moe imouto. Digiboy, what do you have?

Okay, this is the part where I admit that I suck. To be honest, Fakku is my one and only doujin resource. I may have had some Zetsubou doujins on my computer at some time, but I long ago deleted all of the doujins I had. Therefor, everything I know of is pulled from the 9 Zetsubou doujins they have over at Fakku. That said, I can personally guarantee that Kitsu-san looks great in all the ones she appeared in! First off, she’s great at the start of Zetsu Mousou Riron Kyouiku Kouza, followed by co-starring in the GB doujin Sayonara Zetsubou Seito, and fully starring in the very brief Zetubou. She can be seen on pages 13-15 of Konnichiwa Maemukisensei, on a couple pages of Mukai no Shiba mo Aokatta, and in a single image on page 14 of Ryoujoku – Fuura Kafuka no Zetsubou.

Come to think of it, Shinbo, if you’re such a huge Chiri Kitsu fan, why aren’t you posting links?

Are you kidding me, man? I don’t have to read doujins online like you poor Americans. All of my Chiri-chan doujinshi are personal treasures – I wouldn’t break the binding if my life depended on it!

Cheap bastard. Well, that’s all I have for Chiri Kitsu. Be sure to tune in next time as we delve into more of the Zetsubou harem! There’s sure to be a lot of fun and beautiful women ahead!

Almost forgot – DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST!!!

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One thought on “Zen of the Zetsubou Girls 3: Chiri Kitsu

  1. One bonus point I find for Chiri is that she never fails to get a lot of screen time – I would venture to say despite her psychotic tendencies – which in any case are usually quite tightly focused and controlled, she is perhaps the closest the series has to a comedic “straight man” (although I think Nami and Abiru also contend for that role) – she’s usually the foil by which the joke of a particular episode can be drawn out.

    Also, while flat chest is certainly a part of Chiri’s appeal, I would say the overall effect is due more to her neat appearance and perfect hair part (which of course makes all her mussied “off-day” pictures all the more endearing). She’s perhaps the most “vanilla” looking girl aside from Nami – but that’s what makes her lovable – she forces herself to adopt an air of proper normality; something that viewers can relate to. (whereas Nami is well, she’s Nami)

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