(Note: This post is a parody of Baka-Raptor‘s Objective Analysis posts. In his most recent one, a commenter proposed that a Cobra vs. Chu-Bra one be done, and since Baka-Raptor will never watch Chu-Bra, I’ll be doing the post for him, so that his awesomeness does not have to suffer the pain.)
Chu-Bra
vs.
Cobra
Round One: Eyesight
Chu-Bra: Nayu has to wear glasses and still trips over her own feet.
Cobra: Can shoot a mind-controlled bullet through a forest, curving it around trees until he locates an enemy at indeterminate distance and hits them dead-on.
Advantage: Cobra
Round Two: Findable Images
Chu-Bra: Only halfway over and I can already find plenty of images.
Cobra: I’ve had to use the same handful of images for every post I’ve ever made on the series, and it only got slightly easier when they came out with a new season of the show.
Advantage: Chu-Bra
Round Three: Main Character
Chu-Bra: Nayu is passionate, never gives up, and loves her craft, but sometimes has to rely on her friends to pull her through.
Cobra: Invincible badass who can fight his way out of any situation, and never lets his friends do his work for him.
Advantage: Cobra
Round Four: Relevance of Title
Cobra: The show is about an adventure through space staring a man named Cobra.
Chu-Bra: Has a lot to do with bras, and ‘chu’ probably has to do with them being middle-schoolers (chuugakusei) thanks 2DT.
Advantage: Tie
Round Five: Pedophilia
Chu-Bra: A show about 12 year-olds and their underwear.
Cobra: All of the women are fully developed and assumed to be above the age of consent (though Cobra does not card them).
Advantage: Chu-Bra
Round Six: Harems
Cobra: Gets tons of alien pussy, often in large amounts as he saves countless women throughout the galaxy.
Chu-Bra: Nayu relentlessly gropes her friends with little consequence and is trying to build an ‘underwear appreciation society’ – AKA, ‘Nayu’s Sex Den.’
Advantage: Tie
Round Seven: Scope
Cobra: A 31-episode journey across space with several OVAs and movies, based on a long-running manga to chronicle the amazing journey.
Chu-Bra: 12 episodes set in one school and the houses of a handful of students.
Advantage: Cobra
Round Eight: Originality
Cobra: The same sci-fi pulp story that was done to death in the 70s and 80s.
Chu-Bra: A show about young women passionately fighting to improve underwear awareness in an oppressive middle-school environment.
Advantage: Chu-Bra
Round Nine: Comedy (Warning NSFW)
Chu-Bra: Some generic gags, often spliced with genuinely hilarious comedy.
Cobra: Lots of cheesy lines and a couple of ‘so-bad-it’s-good’ moments that come naturally to the 80s style.
Advantage: Tie
Round Ten: Villains
Cobra: Crystal Boy.
Chu-Bra: A wanna-be slut and a menopausal bitchy vice-principal, both of whom will probably be won over by the power of friendship.
Advantage: Cobra
Round Eleven: Opening Theme
Chu-Bra: Fairly generic but generally well-produced seiyuu-performed song.
Cobra: COBURA! ONLY FEW MEMORIES AFTER YOU!!!!
Advantage: Cobra
Round Twelve: Lesbians
Cobra: No lesbians, everyone wants to fuck Cobra.
My Sword Is Unbelievably Dull 
Ha, I started reading the post before I read the intro, and I thought it looked familiar.
Nice parody.
I’ve seen that breast image before…I didn’t know what it was from though…XD
That breast image haunts my nightmares
That was hilarious, good job on taking Baka-Raptor’s chance of ever seeing this.
Wait, Cobra wins the “Likelihood of Being Incorrectly Labeled as Slice-of-Life” ? from the results Chubacabra should have givven the point, I DEMAND A RECOUNT !!! (not really ;P )
It was clearly a category wherein the winner was the loser
Going into this post, I told myself I’d watch the winner. Dodged a bullet.
Damn! Missed opportunity digiboy!
Lol. I’m glad he doesn’t want to watch it. Last thing I need is more people bitching about good shows in the blogosphere :p
Also on that note, I was originally going to call the category “Likelihood of Not Being Incorrectly Labeled as Slice-of-Life”, but the double negative made it a pain to read. I took out the “not”, which technically makes the loser the winner, but the category was a tie for in my post, so it didn’t matter.
I saw the suggestion of this objective analysis on the golden boy vs candy boy post. I thought to myself these two titles are so far each other that it would never happen. Oh how I was wrong. Lovely parody.
I am probably the only man alive who is a fan of both Cobra and Chu-Bra. Except for maybe Wildarmsheero.
I am a dickbutt.
Awesome. It was a funny post, I gained a reader’s perspective on the objective analysis format*, and I don’t have to watch Chu-Bra. The real winner here is me.
*CCY did two of these in the past, but being CCY, he almost succeeded in making this format tl;dr.
http://m3.dasaku.net/fanservice-fight-an-entirely-biased-comparison-of-to-love-ru-kanokon-and-junjou-romantica/501/
http://m3.dasaku.net/shoujo-showdown-special-a-vs-itazura-no-kiss-expounded-to-painful-length/502/
Lol. It was an easy decision to make Cobra win. I like Chu-Bra, but Cobra is a classic. Even a classy fanservice show can’t compare. By the way, I was surprised at the work it takes to make this post. Took me almost 2 hours, and it was only 600 or so words, so I commend you for doing a bunch of these.
Fuck those posts are long!
The “relevance of title” category ought to be tied. It’s not 100% clear because we’ve only got hiragana to work with, but the “chu” in Chu-Bra!! probably refers to the fact that they’re middle school students, or “chugakusei.”
Other than that, this is pretty solid. Now that I’ve actually seen the talking breast scene, it was actually kind of cute.
FFFFFFFFFFFF Damn, good catch. I might edit this post with this information.
I am drawn here from Baka-Rapter just to say Cobra is Awesomeeeee, and it’s almost 30 years now just in case you miscounted.
I thought it started in 83-84? 25 years I guess would be more appropriate, but w/e, glad you like Cobra!
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