Fucking MADLAX Episode 1

My name is Digibro and I hate Bee Train. I’ve watched a handful of episodes from a lot of Bee Train shows, though besides .hack//SIGN, I’ve never finished one. I decided to use MADLAX for my first tirade because it’s the only one of the “girls with guns” shows that I haven’t seen any of. Episode one didn’t disappoint.

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Halo Legends is Completely Awesome if You Ignore Bee Train Screwing it Up As Badly As Humanly Imaginable

I really like these multi-studio vignette productions. They always bring out some of the coolest anime studios to do some excellent short films with some of the highest budgets they will likely ever wield. As much as I liked The Animatrix and Batman Gotham Knight, Halo Legends really blows them both away. Explaining any clip too long would just be redundant, since you can watch them yourself, but here’s a once-over.

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Everybody Gets One – Anime's Personal Rage Machines

If I was given the right, I would love nothing more than to burn studio Bee Train to the fucking ground. I would grab the CEO by the collar and punch him in the fucking face, I would bitchslap the animators, cockslap the directors, and cut the throats of the storyboarders. I would laugh with joy as the building crumbled to ash, and then I would piss on the ground where it stood. If given the right, of course.

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