SENGOKU [FREAKING] BASARA 2 – HANDS DOWN, GREATEST ANIME EVER

Oyakata-sama does not ‘ride’ a horse. He ‘rides’ a pair of horses that share a saddle. He ‘rides’ them standing up while holding a massive axe. He mounts his double-horse by slamming his axe into the ground, propelling him 50 feet in the air and he lands on the double-horse while it is moving. He then rides this horse straight up a several-hundred-foot vertical wall. At the top, he is attacked by a ninja who he guards against within a centimetar of being stabbed in the eye. The ninja proceeds to decapitate his horses and enter into mortal combat with him. After he’s punched the ninja through a building, he proceeds to kill the ninja’s master by vaporizing him with sheer manly energy. My friends. This is the greatest anime ever made. And what’s more, it appeals to everyone.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 1: Head-Explodingly Manly

I’ve been meaning to read Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure for a while since it is pretty much THE legendary shounen manga. Especially seeing as it’s Andrew Cunningham’s favorite manga, and crowned by him as the manliest manga ever written. This is probably an understatement. All the universe’s concentrated manliness does not match up to Jojo. This series is, by far, the manliest creation of mankind’s history. Manlier than haggis. Manlier than Vikings and the Scottish combined. Manlier, perhaps, than even Odin. In the dictionary, ‘manliness’ should be defined as ‘a singel page of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Take a look here. This is a couple of pages from when Jojo’s team fights Jack the Ripper.